FAQ: Socks of Justification

Q: What is a Sock?

A: A Sock is a foot-long, tube-like appendage that exists solely to hold your foot in a state of constant discomfort.

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Q: Why do Socks smell so bad?

A: It's because your footsicles have a secret society that brews stinky potions to drive you mad while you're wearing them.

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Q: Can I use Socks for anything else besides holding my feet?

A: Of course, you can use Socks as a makeshift slingshot, or as a signal fire, or as a makeshift parachute. Just don't say we didn't warn you.

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