Socks of the Future

Welcome to the most epic collection of socks that will never be worn, because why bother with the mundane world of actual footwear?

Our collection includes:

• Socks of Solipsism: Because, let's be real, the world revolves around you.
• Socks of Narcissism: For those who love themselves more than anyone else, ever.
• Socks of Utopianism: Because, you know, we'll never actually make it to Utopia, but we can dream.