SOJ: Advanced Justification Techniques

Welcome to the Sock Puppetry of Justification, where the art of making excuses is taken to a whole new level.

In this section, we'll cover advanced techniques for justifying even the most outlandish of claims.

Technique 1: The Classic "I'm Late Because I'm Not Late"

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Technique 2: The "I Meant to Do It" Method

Discover more about the art of doing nothing.

Technique 3: The "I Was Just Researching" Technique

Explore more of our research-based justification methods