SOJ: Advanced Justification Techniques

Welcome to the Sock Puppetry of Justification, where the art of making excuses is taken to a whole new level.

In this section, we'll cover advanced techniques for justifying even the most outlandish of claims.

Technique 1: The Classic "I'm Late Because I'm Not Late"

This is a classic.
It's like, I'm not really late, it's just my internal clock is running on a different timeline.
I was actually just recharging my batteries, and now I'm ready to rock.

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Technique 2: The "I Meant to Do It" Method

This one's a crowd-pleaser.
I was going to do it, I swear, but then something unexpected happened.
Like, have you seen the state of the coffee shop line? I had to go get a coffee.

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Technique 3: The "I Was Just Researching" Technique

This one's a personal favorite.
I was just researching, you know, for a project.
I mean, I'm a professional. I do research.

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