Socks of Justification are an ancient craft, with a rich history that stretches back to the dawn of civilization. But what exactly are these mystical garments, and how do we wield them to our advantage?
The Art of Sock-Justification: Techniques - Learn the fundamentals of Sock-Justification, from the classic 'I'm not late' to the modern 'I was just recharging my batteries'
Sock Dodge - Master the art of avoiding eye contact while still appearing engaged
Foot-Play - Use your feet to communicate in a way that's both distracting and fascinating
Sock Puppetry - Create an alter ego using only your socks and a few well-placed props
Sock Sleight of Hand - Befuddle your opponents with clever Sock-based misdirection
Sock Justification by Association - Make your opponents question your guilt by linking yourself to a respected figure or authority figure
Sock Justification by Omission - Praise the absence of something as a virtue, making the absence of a fault seem like a positive attribute
Sock Nominal - Claim your socks are a nominal value, like a rare collectible