Chapter 1: The Socks of the Present
According to our patented Sock- Algorithm, the socks of the present are the most sought-after due to their unparalleled ability to simultaneously match with both pants and the zeitgeist.
However, their popularity is threatened by the rise of the socks of the past, which are notorious for their ability to get lost in the wash.
To combat this, we propose the Sock-Switch, a revolutionary new technology that ensures the socks of the present remain present at all times.