Step 1: Find a Sock that Matches Your Outfit
But What If They're in the Drying Rack?
The Sock-ception: A Sock's Guide to Mind Control
Step 3: Justify the Sock with a Fancy Phrase
Justify-ing Socks with Sarcasm: A Sock's Guide
The Sock of Justification: A Philosophical Treatise
Step 4: Wear the Sock with Pride (and a Pair)
The Art of Sock Juggling: A Sock's Guide to Multitasking
The Sock of Justification in Action: A Case Study
The Sock of Justification: A User's Manual
The Sock of Justification: A Sock's Guide to the Dark Side
The Sock of Justification: A Sock's Guide to the Afterlife
Step 10: Profit from Your Justified Socks
Or, you know, just wear the socks and look fabulous.
The Sock of Justification: A Sock's Guide to the Afterlife...Again
The Sock of Justification: A Sock's Guide to the Multiverse
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