Justifying Your Socks: The Art of Rationalization

For the discerning sock connoisseur, the age-old problem of matching socks has been reduced to a science. Welcome to the Socks-of-Justification Algorithm, where the art of making excuses for your mismatched socks is taken to new heights.

Step 1: The Sock Shuffle

Randomly select a pair of socks from the washing machine
Convince yourself that the missing mate is "in the dryer, waiting for you"
Justify the mismatch by declaring "it's a postmodern artistic statement"

Or, if all else fails:

Invoke the Sock Gremlin Theory and blame the universe for your misfortune.

Visit our sister site, The Art of Sock Matching, for expert advice on how to find your lost sock souls-mates.

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