Justification Algorithm: 12 Socks to Prove a Point

For when you really need to justify those 12 hours spent binge-watching cat videos

1. The Sock Drawer is 90% Full

   It's a fact: the average person has 12 pairs of socks, and 3 of them are missing. This is a perfectly normal distribution.

   Add 1 more pair, and see the Sock Drawer Fill Rate Increase

2. The Sock Drawer has a 4:3 Sock-to-Pair Ratio

   Some people have a 3:4 ratio, but we're not those people. We're the ones with the perfectly optimized 4:3.

   Learn the Art of Sock Optimization

3. The Sock Drawer is 99% Likely to be Full of Socks

   Statistics show that 99% of people's sock drawers are full, and the remaining 1% are just really good at folding.

   The Sock Drawer Paradox: Explained

4. There are Exactly 12 Socks to Prove a Point

   This is the most basic level of justification. You can't even justify anything less.

   The Sock Drawer is the New Black

5. The Sock Drawer is a Perfectly Balanced Ecosystem

   Every sock has its own little ecosystem, with its own microclimate, and its own tiny little soap bubble.

   The Sock Drawer is a Tiny Little World

6. The Sock Drawer is 100% Sock-Friendly

   We're not just a sock drawer, we're a sock sanctuary.

   The Sock Drawer is a Safe Space for Socks

7. The Sock Drawer has a 99.9% Success Rate for Sock-Finding

   We're not perfect, but we're close enough.

   The Sock Drawer is Almost Always Right

8. The Sock Drawer is 99.9% Sock-Resistant to Sock-Eating Spiders

   We're not just a sock drawer, we're a sock fortress.

   The Sock Drawer is a Sock-Safe Zone

9. The Sock Drawer is 99.99% Sock-Proof Against Sock-Snatching Squirrels

   We're not just a sock drawer, we're a sock bunker.

   The Sock Drawer is a Sock-Safe Haven

10. The Sock Drawer is 100% Sock-Optimized for Sock-Loving Humans

    We're not just a sock drawer, we're a sock utopia.

    The Sock Drawer is a Sock-Heaven

11. The Sock Drawer has a 1000:1 Sock-to-Non-Sock Ratio

    We're not just a sock drawer, we're a sock wonderland.

    The Sock Drawer is a Sock-Wonderland

12. The Sock Drawer is the Optimal Sock-Storage Solution for Sock-Loving Humans

    We're not just a sock drawer, we're a sock nirvana.

    The Sock Drawer is a Sock-Nirvana

13. The Sock Drawer has a 100000% Sock-Justification Rate

    We're not just a sock drawer, we're a sock utopia.

    The Sock Drawer is a Sock-Utopia