Step 1: Admit You Have a Problem

It's time to face the music. Confess your sock addiction to a friend, family member, or therapist. They might be judging you, but deep down they'll be impressed.

The Soap Opera of Sock Hoarding: How It Affects Those Around You

• The Sock Hierarchy
• The Sock Therapist
• Sock Hoarder Support Groups

Step 2: Sort and Purge

Categorize your socks by color, material, or occasion. Get rid of any that are worn out, mismatched, or just plain ugly. You might need to call in some professionals for The Sock Sanitarians.

The Sock Wardrobe is your friend (and enemy).