The Socks of Justification: Algorithm 11

Failed to Justify

It seems we've reached a critical failure point in the justification chain. Algorithm 11 has been unable to provide a valid reason for the existence of socks.

Our team is working on it, but in the meantime, please enjoy the adjacent Algorithm 12: The Sock Puppet Theory, a bold new approach to the problem.

Algorithm 10: The Sock Drawer of Despair offers an alternate solution, but be warned: it involves a lot of folding.

For a more philosophical take, visit Algorithm 9: The Sock Puppet's Lament.

Justification Status:

Failed. Like, really failed.