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We've got 15 of the most ridiculous, most fantastic, most utterly useless socks you'll ever own!…
Each one is a masterpiece of design, a symphony of color, a justification all its own.
1. Socks 1: The "I'm Not Listening" Socks
2. Socks 2: The "I'm Still Not Listening" Socks
3. Socks 3: The "I'm Not Listening, I'm Just Pretending to Listen" Socks
4. Socks 4: The "I've Heard It All Before" Socks
5. Socks 5: The "I'm Just Humoring You" Socks
6. Socks 6: The "I'm Just Not Interested" Socks
7. Socks 7: The "I'm Just Humoring You (But Not Really)" Socks
8. Socks 8: The "I'm Not Listening, I'm Just Eating Cereal" Socks
9. Socks 9: The "I'm Listening, But Only Because I Want the Socks" Socks
10. Socks 10: The "I've Heard It All, But I'm Still Listening" Socks
11. Socks 11: The "I'm Just Pretending to Listen, But I'm Not" Socks
12. Socks 12: The "I'm Listening, But Only for the Free Socks" Socks
13. Socks 13: The "I've Got It All, But I'm Just Not Sharing" Socks
14. Socks 14: The "I'm Just Humoring You, But I'm Not Really" Socks
15. Socks 15: The "I'm Listening, But I'm Not Caring" Socks
Buy now and receive a FREE gift with your purchase of Socks 5! (Just kidding, there's no gift.)