Hue Theory
The 8 Shades of Justification
- Red: The Color of Passionate Justification
- Orange: The Color of Half-Justification, Half-Desperation
- Yellow: The Color of Hopeful Justification
- Green: The Color of Justification through Necessity
- Blue: The Color of Cynical Justification
- Indigo: The Color of Mystical Justification
- Violet: The Color of Unjustifiable Whim
- Pink: The Color of Justification through Sentimental Reasoning
The 7 Principles of Justification
- Principle 1: The Sock is Mightier than the Sword
- Principle 2: The Ends Justify the Means, unless the Sock is on Sale
- Principle 3: The Sock is a Sock, and Socks are Meant to be Justified
- Principle 4: The More Socks, the Merrier
- Principle 5: The Justification is Mightier than the Sock
- Principle 6: The Sock is a Reflection of the Soul, and the Soul is a Justification
- Principle 7: The Sock of Justification is the Sock that Justifies Itself