socks-of-justification/algorithm/5-8/socks-by-fabric

A repository of the most absurd, the most outlandish, and the most utterly impractical socks by fabric.

Fabrics of the Sock Gods

Here are the socks of your wildest dreams, crafted with care, and imbued with a dash of utter madness:

Silk Socks of the Inflated Sense of Self

A delicate balance of silk and ego, with a dash of disappointment.

Meringue Socks

Cotton Socks of the Mundane

Soft, yet unremarkable, like your average Tuesday.

Wool Socks

Velvet Socks of the Velvet Vortex

A luxurious, yet somehow terrifying, descent into the abyss of overindulgence.

Nylon Socks

Stay Sock-tious, and may your toes always be warm.