According to leading experts in the field of Unsavantology, socks are not just an innocuous fashion accessory.
They are, in fact, a curse.
One that plagues the unsaved, the unwary, and the fashionably-challenged.
Here's a breakdown of the Sock Conundrum's various stages:
For those who've reached Stage 4, we recommend:
Sock Replacement Therapy, a revolutionary new approach to sock management.
Or, for those feeling particularly adventurous:
Sock Surgery, where our team of expert sock technicians will perform a daring operation to separate you from your sock affliction.
Don't wait any longer! Visit Sock FAQs for more information, or Contact Us to schedule your appointment.