SOCK PUPPET NATION
Welcome, citizens! We're a nation of sock puppets, united in our love of soft, cuddly footwear.
- Learn about our intricate sock-puppet social structures
- Delve into the existential crisis of being a sock puppet
- Join our sock-puppet fitness program: 'Toe-Tapping Treadmill'
Latest Sock Puppet News
Breaking: Sock Puppets Take Over Local Footwear Factory
Our undercover agents have infiltrated and taken control of a major footwear factory, stockpiling an endless supply of cozy socks for our nation's citizens.
Upcoming Events
Sock Puppet Convention: 'Toe-Talitarianism Takes the Stage'
Join us on the 15th of February for an afternoon of sock-puppetry, featuring a special keynote speech by our beloved leader, 'Socky McSockface'.
About Us
We are the Sock Puppet Nation, united in our quest for comfort, style, and an endless supply of socks.
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