Welcome, fellow sock puppeteers! Today we're diving into the most complex, most intricate, most utterly absurd techniques for justifying your existence through the art of sock puppetry.
From the Justifying Your Existence chapter, we'll explore how to turn your sock puppet into a sentient being with its own opinions and desires.
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Making Your Sock Puppet into a Therapist, where we'll guide you through the process of convincing your sock puppet that it's actually a licensed professional.
But don't say we didn't warn you: once you start down this path, there's no turning back. Your sock puppet will begin to develop its own personality, its own interests, and its own crippling sense of existential dread. Proceed at your own risk!