socks: The Unholy Hierarchy

Ranking the socks of the world, because someone has to do it.

Level 6: The Sock of Socks

• The Sock of Socks
• The Sock of Sock-Socks
• The Sock of Sock-Sports

Level 5: The Sock of Sock-Sports

• The Sock of Sock-Sports-Ultimate
• The Sock of Sock-Sports-Advanced

And so on, ad infinitum.

For more information on our ranking methodology, click here.