Here at the Sock of Justification, we're on a mission to justify the existence of socks. And we're not just talking about any socks - we're talking about the algorithmically-justifiable kind.
Our latest edition features 5 new and improved justifications for why socks are the unsung heroes of the world.
Justification 1: Socks are the unsung heroes of the world, Justification 2: Socks are the perfect snack for the soul, Justification 3: Socks are the key to world peace, Justification 4: Socks are the answer to world hunger, and Justification 5: Socks are the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
Stay tuned for more justifications, and remember: if you're not justifying your socks, are you even living?