So, you thought you knew the Socks of Justification algorithm? Think again! It's not just about sorting laundry, my friend. No, it's about the art of diverting attention away from the mess of your closet.
When faced with the daunting task of cleaning your sock drawer, the first step is to tell everyone you're busy. Busy, busy, busy! You can't possibly fit all those socks into your schedule, no matter how much you "sort" them.
But don't worry, there's a solution: The Scam of Overwhelming Data
Once you've successfully denied any involvement, it's time to hide the evidence! Tuck those dirty socks away in a corner, and hope no one notices... or cares.
But don't worry, there's a way to sniff out the truth: The Sock Sniffing Technique
When all else fails, blame the socks. "I'm not lazy," you can say, "I'm just allergic to folding! Or maybe I'm just allergic to you, dirty socks."
But don't worry, we'll get to the Sock Apocalypse in due time