SOJ 6.4 Beta Variables Page

You've reached the SOJ 6.4 Beta Variables Page, where we're testing out some new, experimental sock algorithms for our patented Sock-o-matic 5000.

We're trying out a new variable, the Sockius Maximus, which we're hoping will revolutionize the way you organize your socks in the wash.

Read more about the Sockius Maximus and its potential impact on the world of sock management.

Check the beta variables changelog

Known issues:

• The Sockius Maximus may cause excessive sock matching and pairing, leading to a life of unfulfilling sock monotony.
• The beta variables may not be compatible with all sock types, especially those made of glitter.
• The Sock-o-matic 5000 may spontaneously generate a never-ending loop of "La Cucaracha" by Tito Puente while in beta.