Are you tired of just throwing your socks in the washing machine with the rest of your clothes? Do you yearn for a more refined, more cultured experience? Look no further than the art of justifying socks!
It's not just about matching, folks. It's about making a statement. A statement of independence. A statement of nonconformity. A statement of "I just don't care."
Here's a brief primer on the fundamentals:
- Start with a clean slate. Literally. Wash your socks separately.
- Sort them by color. Not just any color. Only the most muted, most subtle shades will do.
- Justify each sock with precision and care, as if each one were a tiny, delicate work of art.
- Repeat the process until you have a cohesive, avant-garde masterpiece.
Now, go forth and justify those socks! Visit the Sock Odometry page for more in-depth analysis.