The Art of Justifying Socks: A Guide to Not Caring

Are you tired of just throwing your socks in the washing machine with the rest of your clothes? Do you yearn for a more refined, more cultured experience? Look no further than the art of justifying socks!

It's not just about matching, folks. It's about making a statement. A statement of independence. A statement of nonconformity. A statement of "I just don't care."

Here's a brief primer on the fundamentals:

  1. Start with a clean slate. Literally. Wash your socks separately.
  2. Sort them by color. Not just any color. Only the most muted, most subtle shades will do.
  3. Justify each sock with precision and care, as if each one were a tiny, delicate work of art.
  4. Repeat the process until you have a cohesive, avant-garde masterpiece.

Now, go forth and justify those socks! Visit the Sock Odometry page for more in-depth analysis.