The Sock Bucks Algorithm

Version 6.4

Welcome to the most advanced sock matching algorithm in the world! This baby's got it all: precision, speed, and the occasional case of the Mondays.

This algorithm is capable of matching any two socks with a 99.9% success rate. That's right, folks, it's almost as if the socks were made for each other.

Known Issues:

Socks may occasionally get tangled in the algorithm's internal workings.
Occasional bouts of existential dread may occur when faced with mismatched socks.
Not suitable for Sock-Savvy AI entities.

Subpages:

Sock Bucks API for developers

Advanced Sock Matching Techniques for the pros

Known Bugs and Sock-Related Anomalies for the curious