Welcome, subject of Sockdom, to the majestic realm of the Sock Queens. We are the ruling class of the land, with our fluffy thrones and our mighty sock puppets.
Our mighty Queen Sockina, the first of our kind, has ruled over the land with an iron fist and a penchant for sparkly things. She has vanquished the Dark Sock Horde, and her reign will never end.
But beware, traveler, for the Sock Queens are not all sweetness and light. Some of us are known to be as cruel as a cold wash cycle. Others have been known to devour their enemies, whole.
Still, we invite you to join us in the grand tradition of Sockdom, where the air is thick with the scent of detergent and the sound of soft, fluffy laughter. Come, join the court, and may our socky majesty be with you.