According to our highly advanced and totally-not-made-of-stickies Sock-o-Meter 3000, our sock collection has reached an unprecedented level of performance:
**Sock Speed:** 97.5% (a new record!)
**Sock Efficiency:** 99.9% (nearly 100%!)
**Sock Comfort:** 8.5/10 (we're working on it)
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