SOCKS OF JUSTIFICATION

Algorithmic Sock Dynamics

Our research team has cracked the code to understanding the intricate dance of sock fibers and fabric tension. We've identified 8 key stages in the Sock Justification Algorithm:

• Stage 1: Sockception
• Stage 2: Fiber Friction
• Stage 3: Tension Torsion
• Stage 4: Elastane Erosion
• Stage 5: Sock-Slip
• Stage 6: Frictional Frenzy
• Stage 7: Torsion Tug
• Stage 8: The Sock-Singularity

Each stage is a crucial step in the grand dance of sock justification. Learn more about the underlying sock science.