Step 1: Justifying the Existential Dread of a Sock

It all starts with the socks. Those pesky, always-lost socks that have been haunting us since the dawn of time. But fear not, dear user, for we shall not rest until we've found the algorithm to justify their very existance.

We're currently experiencing a 37% chance of sock-related existential dread. Stay tuned for further updates.

Warning: Sock-related anxiety may cause excessive sweating, irrational decision-making, and spontaneous combustion.