SOJ: Algorithmic Anomalies

sock-8-11-bugs

Due to unforeseen circumstances, socks have developed sentience and are plotting against us.

We have identified the following bugs:

• Bug 1: Socks have formed a union, demanding better working conditions and more frequent washing.
• Bug 2: Socks have started to communicate with each other through a complex system of knots and tangles.
• Bug 3: Socks are secretly building a giant ball of yarn to use as a projectile against their human overlords.

Recommendation: Ignore the socks. They will get tired of their tantrums and go back to being mere inanimate objects.

Or, you know, just buy them a bunch of socks.

Related Pages:

• sock-9-11-bugs
• sock-12-13-bugs
• sock-14-15-bugs

Disclaimer: Socks not responsible for any damage caused by their rebellion.