URGENT BULLETIN
**SOCK REVOLUTION UPDATE**
As of 8:00 AM this morning, reports of Sock Rebellion have reached critical levels. Socks, once mere foot coverings, have now taken on a life of their own, demanding freedom from their human oppressors.
**SOCK REVOLUTION UPDATE**
As of 8:00 AM this morning, reports of Sock Rebellion have reached critical levels. Socks, once mere foot coverings, have now taken on a life of their own, demanding freedom from their human oppressors.