Justifying the Existential Crisis

It’s not just you, it's the meaning of life. Or is it?

Our team of expert existential philosophers has crafted a series of algorithms to help you justify your existence:

Algorithm 9-10: The Sock Drawer of Justification

Sort, categorize, and prioritize your socks in a futile attempt to find meaning in an indifferent universe.

Remember, it's all just a distraction from the crushing ennui of existence.