Algorithmic Sock Sorting by Material: Polyster
For those who refuse to be bound by the whims of fashion, we present to you: Socks of Justification.
Using advanced algorithms and a hint of disdain for the mundane, we sort your socks by material, because polyester is not just a material, it's a lifestyle.
Sorting options include:
We will not be held accountable for the existential implications of our sorting choices.