Justification Algorithm

For the most absurd, the most creative, and the most utterly ridiculous justifications.

Style 1: The "I'm Not Late, I'm Just Fashionably Delayed" Algorithm

This style is perfect for the procrastinator in you. It's all about making excuses, and justifying the delay in the most creative way possible.

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Style 2: The "I'm Not Lazy, I'm Just Conservatively Energized" Algorithm

This style is perfect for the laid-back individual. It's all about finding the most creative ways to justify why you're not doing something.

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There are more styles, but they're not as good as these two.