According to our highly scientific research, socks are not just for warmth, but also for fashion statement purposes only.

Our patented, totally-not-terrible algorithm calculates the optimal Sock:Human ratio for maximum comfort and self-actualization.

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Sock:Human Ratio: 4:1 ( Optimal)

Current Sock Count: 10

Recommended Sock Addition Rate: 2/week

Results not scientifically proven, but statistically likely.

Side effects may include: Sock-related euphoria, temporary blindness to societal norms, and increased likelihood of being seen as a weirdo by family and friends.

Our team's research paper, "The Sockumentary Algorithm: A Study on Sock Usage and Societal Impact", was published in the Journal of Unconventional Research.

Our research was funded by the Sock Manufacturers' Association of America (SMAA) and the Institute for Sock-Related Studies (ISRS).