Algorithmic Sock Sorting by Temperature: A Study in Futility

Cold Socks (0-15°C)

-10°C: Socks are stiff, unyielding and unyielding.

-5°C: Socks are slightly warm, but still somewhat stiff.

0°C: Socks are just warm, but not too exciting.

Room Socks (15-25°C)

15°C: Socks are moderately warm, moderately interesting.

20°C: Socks are warm, but not too warm.

25°C: Socks are warm, warm, and slightly too warm.

Hot Socks (25-35°C)

25°C: Socks are warm, warm, and slightly too warm.

30°C: Socks are hot, but not too hot.

35°C: Socks are hot, hot, and slightly too hot.