Step 1: Gather Sock Data
Using our proprietary Sock-o-Matic 3000, we collect data on every sock in the land.
- Material: 50% Cotton, 30% Polyester, 20% Mystery Fiber
- Thread Count: 10, 12, 15, or 20 (we won't judge)
- Pattern: Stripes, Polka Dots, or Solid (because why settle for anything less)
Step 2: Run the Algorithm
Our team of highly trained sock-sorting experts feed the data into our custom-built Sock-Tron 9000.
- Sort by Material: Separate the socks into neat piles of cotton, polyester, and mystery fiber
- Sort by Thread Count: Because who doesn't love a good thread count?
- Sort by Pattern: Where the weirdos get separated from the normals
Step 3: Enjoy Your Sorted Socks!
Relax in your newly sorted sock paradise, free from the burden of mismatched footwear.