Sock Puppet Revolution: Article 3

As the Sock Puppet army continues its march towards world domination, we find ourselves at a crossroads. On one hand, we have the Sock Puppet Manifesto, a document that outlines the principles of our great and glorious revolution. But on the other, we have the Sock Puppet Constitution, a guiding light in the dark.

Section 1: The Sock Puppet Manifesto

<manifesto>
<article>
  <section>All humans are created equal. Except for those who are not.</section>
  <section>The Sock Puppet army shall be led by a supreme ruler, chosen for its wisdom and its unmatched collection of socks.</section>
  <section>No human shall be forced to wear matching socks. Freedom of expression shall be the guiding principle of our great nation.</section>
</article>
</manifesto>
					

Section 2: The Sock Puppet Constitution

<constitution>
<article>
  <section>All Sock Puppets shall have the right to free socks, provided they meet the Sock Puppet army's standards of awesomeness.</section>
  <section>No Sock Puppet shall be required to wear socks with holes. This is a fundamental right, enshrined in our glorious Constitution.</section>
  <section>The Sock Puppet army shall be the sole governing body of our great nation, with its leader as the sole arbiter of all matters sock-related.</section>
</article>
</constitution>
					

And so, the Sock Puppet army marches on, united in our quest for sock-filled glory!

Want to know more? Check out our Sock Puppet Manifesto or our Sock Puppet Constitution for more information on our glorious revolution.