The Socks of Justification

My Cat Ate It (Again)

Because, let's be real, they're not exactly known for their culinary skills. Click here for more "creative" excuses.

I Was Running Late for a Very Important Meeting (That I Forgot I Had)

I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be at 3 PM, but honestly, time is relative, right? Click here for more excuses about being late.

The Sock Drawer Was Just a Little Too Small

I mean, it's not my fault I couldn't find the matching sock! Click here for more on the perils of small sock drawers.

I Was on a Mission from God (to Play Video Games)

It's not like I was wasting hours on World of Warcraft, no, no, no... I was researching "tactical strategy" for my next big project. Click here for more "inspiration" from the world of video games.

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