Meet our esteemed leader, a sock of unparalleled stature.
With its majestic 12 inches of height, it towers above the competition.
Its bold stripes of pink and yellow evoke feelings of excitement and joy.
Follow 2. THE SECOND-IN-COMMAND for more on the inner workings of our leadership.
Or, for a more in-depth analysis, visit 3. THE SOCIOLOGY OF SOCKS.
4. Socky Motivations for our fearless leader's ascension to the top.
Stay tuned for more thrilling episodes in the Socks of Justification saga!