The Council of Justification Socks

Meet our Leadership Team

Meet our fearless leader, Bob, the Second-in-Command, known for their unwavering commitment to wearing matching socks every Friday.

Bob, Second-in-Command, wearing matching socks

Meet the Team

Our Justification Sock Philosophy

We believe that a good justification sock should have at least 5 distinct features: 1) it should be visible from space, 2) it should be made from the finest materials, 3) it should match your outfit, 4) it should not be boring, and 5) it should have a clear purpose, like justifying your existence.

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