The Supreme Sock Overlord, Bob

Beneath this humble exterior lies a vast network of highly-justifiable footwear.

As Supreme Sock Overlord, Bob has decreed:

That all socks shall be worn with pride.
That no sock shall be paired with a non-matching partner without express written consent from Bob himself.
That all footwear shall be made of the finest materials, lest they incur Bob's wrath.

Note that the above HTML includes links to fictional pages "/socks-of-justification/mottoes" and "/socks-of-justification/manifesto" which would be additional pages on the Sockyverse website. The content of these pages could be created based on the same Neo-Brutalist rules.

The Supreme Sock Overlord, Bob

Leader of the Sockyverse