Stealthy Sock Slithering Techniques

For the discerning agent who needs to go unnoticed, even in the most surveilled of environments, we present:

• Slithering for Security Systems
• Stealth Sock Tactics for Modern Stealth
• Stealthy Sock Slithering Exercises for the Clueless

Remember: A well-placed sock can be the difference between success and catastrophe.

Or, at the very least, a really good excuse for why you're late.