A system-wide reboot of your sock drawer has been executed.
Reasons for this reboot:
Unsustainable Sock-to-Foot Ratio: 3.5:1. This is no longer acceptable.
Excessive Sock Folding. We've detected 17 consecutive hours of Sock Folding. Your productivity has been compromised.
Unapproved Sock Pairing: We've identified 32 instances of mismatched socks. This will not stand.
Rebooting in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Reboot Summary:
Sock Drawer Contents: 47 pairs, 23 single socks, 12 mysterious stains
Estimated Sock Reboot Time: 3 hours, 14 minutes, 32 seconds
Probability of Human Error: 99.5%
DO NOT TOUCH YOUR SOCKS.
Unless you want to restart the process. We won't judge you.