SOCK SORTER 3000: THE ULTIMATE JUSTIFICATION TOOL
Because adulting is hard, but sorting socks is harder.
SELECT YOUR SOCK SORTING PREFERENCES
WARNING: EXCESSIVE SOCK SORTING MAY LEAD TO:
- SEVERE SOCK BURNOUT
- SOCK HANGRY (a condition where the socks get hung up on the sorting machine)
- INCREASED RISK OF SOCK-INDUCED PSYCHOLOGICAL TRAUMA
Visit the Sock Hospital for further guidance