The Sock Sorter 3000: Because Socks Are a Serious Matter
Warning: The Sock Sorter 3000 may not actually sort your socks. In fact, it may not even sort them at all. But it'll look cool while it tries.
Disclaimer: Socks not included. Sorter not responsible for missing socks. You're probably the one who ate them.
Sorts performed: 1000
Average time per sort: 0.05ms
Most frequently used sort method: Quick Sort (because it's the most exciting)