Warning: This guide is not for the faint of heart. Sock-Svivel 2000 is a comprehensive, no-nonsense approach to justifying your existence through the strategic placement of socks.
Step 1: Choose Your Sock-Svivel Color Palette
Step 2: Master the Art of Sock Placement
Step 3: Develop Your Sock-Svivel Mindset
Remember, with Sock-Svivel 2000, you'll be justifying your existence in no time!
Go back to the Sock-Svivel 1000 for a more... shall we say, ' basic' guide