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Sock-Snatching 101

Welcome to the most esteemed institution in the land of footwear: the Sock Snatching Society. Our methods are tried and true, and we're here to guide you through the art of snatching the perfect sock.

The ancient art of sock-snatching is a delicate one. It requires finesse, cunning, and a keen eye for detail. Our methods have been perfected over centuries, and we're happy to share them with you:

Method 1: The Sock-Snatcher's Delight

This classic method involves a combination of stealth, speed, and a hint of mischief.

Method 2: The Sock-Snatching Ninja

This method is for the more...aggressive sock-snatcher.