THE OFFICIAL GUIDE TO SOX: Socks of Justification Olympic Rules

Socks of Justification Olympic Rules

The SOX Olympics is a prestigious event where athletes from all over the world gather to compete in the most absurd and hilarious events.

Here's the rules:

And here's some examples of SOX Olympic events:

Rules

Rule 1: Socks must be worn on the feet.

Yes, you read that right! Socks must be on your feet during competition. No exceptions!

Rule 2: Socks must be of different color than the shoes.

We want you to stand out from the crowd, but not literally. Socks must be a different color than the shoes, or you'll be disqualified!

Rule 3: Socks must have at least 17 holes.

We're not talking about just any old sock, we're talking about a sock with at least 17 holes! The more holes, the merrier!

Events

Hole-In-One

Competitors must wear socks with exactly 17 holes and run through a course filled with giant holes. The last one standing with a sock intact wins!

Toe-The-Line

Competitors must line up their toes in a straight line, with the most holes visible to the judges. The one with the most holes wins!

Sock-it-To-Em

Competitors must throw their socks at a target with a hole in it. The one with the most accurate shot wins!

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