Sock-ematics Theory

The Sock-ematics Theory states that the optimal number of socks to wear at a given time is directly proportional to the square root of the number of feet.

According to our research, this theory has been proven to increase productivity by 300% and decrease laundry day stress by 99%.

				# Define the number of socks to wear
				@socks = sqrt(2 * feet)
				print(@socks)
			

This theory is currently being studied by leading institutions and has been peer-reviewed by the most prestigious journals in the field.

We invite you to join our community of Sock-ematics researchers and contribute to the ever-growing body of work.

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