The Socks of Justification

The Socks of Justification Theory (SJT) is a revolutionary new field of study that explores the intricate relationships between footwear and existential dread.

• The History of Socks reveals the evolution of footwear as a means of coping with the crushing weight of reality.
• The Ethics of Sock Ownership delves into the moral implications of pilfering your roommate's socks.

Key Principles of SJT:

• 1. The Sock-Self
• 2. The Sock-Society
• 3. The Sock-Self-Society Paradox

Notable Sock Scholars:

• Dr. Emily Sockston
• Prof. Sock McSockface
• Dr. Socks McGee