Step 1: Gather your socks. All of them. Yes, every single one.
Read the official Sock Sabbatical Protocol
Step 2: Create a Sock Fort. A secure, sock-filled sanctuary where you can hide from the crushing ennui of modern life.
Learn how to build the perfect Sock Fort
Step 3: Join the Sock Horde. Share your socks with like-minded individuals, and bask in the warm glow of collective foot-fanaticism.
Discover the sacred Sock Horde rituals that will bring you closer to enlightenment