**CLASSIFIED DOCUMENT**
**CASE SUMMARY**
Jim the Sock Detective has received a distress call from a concerned citizen regarding a missing sock in the abyss.
**EYEWITNESS STATEMENT**
"I was doing laundry when I noticed my favorite sock was gone!" - Concerned Citizen
**INVESTIGATION FINDINGS**
- Sock in question: Missing Left Sock (color: blue)
- Last seen: In the washing machine
- Time of disappearance: Approximately 3:14 AM
- Weather conditions: Slightly damp and eerie